boring castle


colby, 25, rockstar baby, taurus, father figure, king bullshit at the coco castle, 90s movies, music bitch, etc. at night i'm a sexy librarian who drives a prius.

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what-the-mel asked: I may need your directional expertise, sir.

what-the-mel:

ihaveacastle:

ihaveacastle:

i’m here to help, tiny dancer. where can i direct you to?

The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater. It’s on… 405 West 55th Street?

I haven’t been to New York in like, months. I’ll be so lost haha.

i know exactly what you’re talking about. i’ll just show you.

(Source: ihaveacastle)

thedaddycomplex:

awesome-everyday:

MISTER ROGERS

thedaddycomplex:

awesome-everyday:

MISTER ROGERS

what-the-mel asked: I may need your directional expertise, sir.

ihaveacastle:

i’m here to help, tiny dancer. where can i direct you to?

(Source: ihaveacastle)

(Source: siskysbusiness)

perma-boner.

what-the-mel:

ihaveacastle:

what-the-mel:

ihaveacastle:

what-the-mel:

Oh god, my virgin eyes!

Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.

What? Do I not seem pure enough to you?

You were just dancing to “Let’s Get It On”. I would have been more understanding if it was “Like A Virgin”.

Um, I just like Marvin Gaye.

Also, John Flounders likes Marvin Gaye.

Do you still not realize he’s one of my best friends?

perma-boner.

what-the-mel:

ihaveacastle:

what-the-mel:

Oh god, my virgin eyes!

Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.

What? Do I not seem pure enough to you?

You were just dancing to “Let’s Get It On”. I would have been more understanding if it was “Like A Virgin”.

perma-boner.

what-the-mel:

Oh god, my virgin eyes!

Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.

(Source: ihaveacastle)

perma-boner.

what-the-mel:

So this… was this actually on tv?

Or like, something, I guess.

(Source: ihaveacastle)

drooling.

what-the-mel:

You should probably stop. Some people find that unattractive.

You don’t, don’t front.

(Source: ihaveacastle)