boring castle
colby, 25, rockstar baby, taurus, father figure, king bullshit at the coco castle, 90s movies, music bitch, etc. at night i'm a sexy librarian who drives a prius.
what-the-mel asked: I may need your directional expertise, sir. what-the-mel :
ihaveacastle :
ihaveacastle :
i’m here to help, tiny dancer. where can i direct you to?
The Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater. It’s on… 405 West 55th Street?
I haven’t been to New York in like, months. I’ll be so lost haha.
i know exactly what you’re talking about. i’ll just show you.
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perma-boner. what-the-mel :
ihaveacastle :
what-the-mel :
ihaveacastle :
what-the-mel :
Oh god, my virgin eyes!
Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.
What? Do I not seem pure enough to you?
You were just dancing to “Let’s Get It On” . I would have been more understanding if it was “Like A Virgin” .
Um, I just like Marvin Gaye.
Also, John Flounders likes Marvin Gaye.
Do you still not realize he’s one of my best friends?
perma-boner. what-the-mel :
ihaveacastle :
what-the-mel :
Oh god, my virgin eyes!
Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.
What? Do I not seem pure enough to you?
You were just dancing to “Let’s Get It On” . I would have been more understanding if it was “Like A Virgin” .
perma-boner. what-the-mel :
Oh god, my virgin eyes!
Now, if that ain’t a lie, I don’t know what is.
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VIDEO what-the-mel :
So this… was this actually on tv?
Or like, something, I guess.
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drooling. what-the-mel :
You should probably stop. Some people find that unattractive.
You don’t, don’t front.
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